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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #13


Competition #13 - unlucky for some, but who will be the lucky one this week?  

Dazee sent me a copy of her wearing one of my famous Tattoos.  Thanx Dazee your photo will join the others in Blogasm!



Caption my Freaky Photo and win a wee something from me. 


Enjoy captioning this cracker!


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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #12


You know what to do, Plonkers.

Caption it!






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And The Winner Is..


Congratulations to Caption my Freaky Photo Competition #11 winner - Lost.In.Idaho.  Email me at info@redpepa.za.net so I can post you a wee something.


"The cookie monster experiments with Nair, but misses a few spots.."


Be sure to come back this Tuesday for the next Caption My Freak Photo competition #12
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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #11



Yip, do what it says Plonkers and Caption my Freaky Photo, like we do every Tuesday, and win a wee something from A Daft Scots Lass!



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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #10


Toozday means I'm thrilled to bits and you have been eagerly awaiting...Caption my Freaky Photo.  

Can you believe its Competition #10 already? Yipee! 

You Plonkers know what to do by now, leave a comment to caption the photo below and win a wee something special.  Oh yeah!!!





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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #9


Hey Plonkers, its Toozday and that means its Caption my Freaky Photo Competition. 

This weeks beaut is this one.  Leave a comment to Caption it and win a wee something special.  Oh yeah!!!




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Caption my Freaky Photo Competition #8


Its Toozday, Plonkers and ye know what that means?  Och Aye, its Caption my Freaky Photo Competition. 

Check out this week's Freaky Photo and .... Go Caption the bugger and the one that makes me wet my knickers laffin will win a wee sumfink!


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The Winner of Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #7 Is....



Congratulations to Rawknrobyn who is this week's Winner of Caption My Freaky Photo #7.

Email me your postal address and I'll send you a wee sumfink!


This is what the clever lady Captioned: 





"Holy Moby Dick! Haven't seen balls like that since I examined Roseanne Barr."

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I don't care if it's Wednesday. You will NOT wear cellophane. Get changed!

I have a "Date Night" with The Boerewors coming up, because we haven't had one in a while.  

Usually our dates involve us posting out kids out to family members for an overnight stay so that the two of us can have some quality time together and wake up in the morning with no kids to think about and lie in a wee bit and snuggle.

Do you also have Date Night?  How often do you do it and what does it usually involve?

For us, its usually dinner and back home for some snuggling and uninterrupted alone time rumpy pumpy.  Here are some new and fun ideas to use when going out on your date nights and they won't break the bank either!  Not sure which one to choose yet.

Be amused
Amusement parks are an excellent option if you are looking for a fun date idea. Unleash your inner waine and enjoy a full day’s activity, often for less than the price of a fancy dinner! Bring on the fucking roller coasters, unless they make you wanna puke.  Gold Reef City and Ratanga Junction are excellent homegrown options.

Fore! Play
This fun activity gives couples the opportunity to relax and enjoy the game while keeping some friendly competition alive.  Personally, I find this one a wee bit boring, unless we cop a quickie behind the 18th hole.
Visit a video game arcade
These places are filled with all of the latest video games as well as a few old fashioned ones that will remind you of your when you were little. Just grab some tokens and stay entertained for hours.  Not much together time as my Boerewors likes the "skop, skiet en donder" stuff whereas I like the Dance Stage Universe and Pacman.  So even if we play two-player, we both enjoy different games.

Keep it in the community
If you have planned your all-day date for a Saturday, then you will be able to find plenty of fun things to do. Check out your local newspaper for flea markets, garage sales and other community events that cost nothing to attend.  You could even check if there are any concerts or plays at local parks, or take in a fun workshop on pole dancing.  Just make sure you don't land up at a Scrabble Convention.  *Snore*

Pack a picnic
Take a drive in the country and find a quaint place to go for a leisurely walk through the woods or along a sandy beach. If you’re closer to the city, a botanical garden offers a wonderful backdrop for some secluded romance.

Prepare a fun lunch that you and your lovey can enjoy on a picnic. Make tasty sandwiches, cupcakes and all kinds of other delicious treats that the two of you can eat just about anywhere. Don’t forget to pack a blanket for some summer lovin'.  Pity its the middle of fucking winter here.

Exercise your grey matter
Pub quiz nights allow you a chance to enjoy delicious hearty, well-priced, pub fare while you work with your team to answer as many general knowledge questions as possible, often with hilarious results! Prizes often include drinks and bar tabs – score! Check with your favourite local pub when their quiz night is.

Go dancing
Many clubs waive the cover charge if you get there early, so head out for some cocktail sundowners and get ready to dance the night away. FTV Cafes and Café Vacca Matta have excellent finger food menus if you dance up an appeteit.

Laugh a little
Participating in an improvisation class can be another fun date idea. Many comedy clubs offer these classes during the day. In the class you will be challenged to participate in several games that force you to think on your feet with hilarious consequences. Alternatively visit a comedy club at night and have a bunch of laughs.

Go Swinging
Not That Kinda Swinging (thats a whole other post) Visiting a local playground is another fun date idea. Many adults haven’t been to a playground since they were children and a nostalgic trip can help you to feel young again. Racing each other up the slide and seeing who can swing higher on the swings are fun ways to keep things lighthearted with your partner. See-Saw until your cheeks hurt with laughter just don't knock yer teeth out on the roundabout.

Get sporty
Playing a sport such as tennis or soccer is another fun date idea. Bowling or shooting pool are also good options if you're not really in the mood to play a team sport. The physical activity of this date will draw you and your partner closer together.  Spice things up and let the winner decide exactly what he/she wants the loser to do!

Yes, it’s important to place a high value on your relationship and treasure your partner, but some of us need to count our pennies these days too. Fancy dinners and trips to the theatre are really special but with these ideas you'll save some of that cash and have some good fun.  Isn’t that what Date Night is all about?


Don't forget to enter my Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #7.

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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #7


I think I'll start having themes from my weekly Caption My Freaky Photo Competition. 

What do you think?

Once again, I'm relying on you creative and talented Plonkers to help with suggestions.

Pop me and email at  info@redpepa.za.net with your theme ideas.

Caption This One, Bitches and win a free sample of a wee sumfink from The Daft Scots Lass!



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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #6


I declare this week's
Caption My Freaky Photo Competition
now open.

Caption it and win and wee something from A Daft Scots Lass.



This one makes me so hungry 
I could eat a nun's arse through the convent railings!  Just gimme the chocolate one and no one gets hurt.

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And The Winner Is...


The Winner of this week's Caption my Freaky Photo #5...

I couldn't decided between cat and THUNDERCAT - hey they're both feline! I just realised that as I typed their names together. Well done kitties.  Email me at info@redpepa.za.net , send me your physical addresses and I'll be sending you a wee something.

"Our emergency plan for dealing with the dreaded wombles eating pink aliens - bath tub, pink alien elimination gun - all to protect our womble" - cat

and

"When all hell breaks loose, we'll use this tub as a bunker...the dog should feed us for months" - THUNDERCAT

You guys out-did yourself this week.  I can't wait for the next one.  Be sure to come back on Tuesday for #6. 

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Caption my Freaky Photo Competition #5



I love this game!

I love writing captions and catch phrases for silly or freaky photos. I do it all the time subconsciously when I see blog update in my Google Reader with a picture.  If the picture is particularly weird and wonderful, I caption it before I open the blog post.  Thats just how I muthafuckin' roll.  Don't judge me, I'm sure you do shit much creepier and more bizarre than that.  (A certain someone I know would eat and digest someone else's scabs for $128.96). 

I shit you not.

However, you guys are so much better at it than I am.

(Entries are judged on originality and the ability to make me cry actual tears of laughter)

So, Caption this Wotzit and win a wee somethin'.






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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #4 and Win

Yes Plonkers! It is indeed time again for my "Caption my Freaky Photo" Competition.

You know what to do.

Write a funny and clever caption for this photo and put it in the comments section below.

Oh, you know you love this game and you know you want one of the infamous Daft Scots Lass temporary tattoos.



(Hey! Just by the way! I'm still waiting for previous winners - you know who you are - to send me their pictures wearing my temporary Ink so I can post them on this here wee Bloggy. Don't make me name names)

Happy Mother's Day!!!

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The Winner of Caption my Freaky Photo 3# Is....

Congratulations!


Jack of Buxton with this Cracker!!  Jack'oB been commenting on my blog as far back as I can remember and I've been nagging him to start his own blog too, but I have not succeeded yet!

Here is his caption!
Email me your postal address, Jack and I'll send you a wee something.
info@redpepa.za.net



"All I said to her was that Prince Philip had organised our honeymoon at The Ritz in Paris with a driver provided and she collapsed".


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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #3

It's one of my newest and favourite blog games and I just love all the comments I get when y'all play it. 

It tickles me to no end....

Here's the next one in the "Caption My Freaky Photo" series. 

See #1 and #2 if you missed them.

Enjoy writing for this one and, as usual, you might just win a wee something....



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Sausage Fingers

Hey, Plonkers!  Happy Good Friday.

The Winner of Caption my Freaky Photo #2 is Sausage Fingers but Aaron was a very close second.  Congratulations, you clever people!

Drop me an email at info@redpepa.za and I'll snail mail your goodies!

Thanx again for all the people to captioned.  You always make my day!



Cheryl knew that one day her degree from the Gene Simmons Tongue Academy would serve her well, boobies here I come.......




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